Jokes

Boss : There are 50 bricks on an aeroplane. If u drop 1 outside. How many are left?
Employee : That's easy, 49.
Boss : What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
Employee : Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge
Boss : What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?
Employee : Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge.
Boss : It's lion's birthday, all animals are there except one, why?
Employee : Because the deer is in the fridge.
Boss : How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?
Employee : She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday
Boss : Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why?
Employee : Er....I guess she drowned....err...
Boss : No! She was hit by the brick fallen frm the aeroplane. Thats the problem, you are not focused on your job....You may leave now!!!
Moral: If ur boss has decided to screw u, no matter How much u prepare u will be screwed.


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NIGERIA. Look right and left for vehicles and okada, look up for aeroplane, down for bomb, back for kidnappers, look side, hold ur handbag tight nd watch d person beside u, Then walk zig zag to reach your destination.....

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Very strange But True ?
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The Prime minister of this country is Economist,
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The President is Economist,
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Finance minister is Economist,
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And..
Governor of the Reserve Bank is also Economist...
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Even Then country's economy is sinking ...
Moral : Too many cooks will spoil the food. .???

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A Nigerian, an American and a German board a plane. As the plane was flying over the sea, Satan came out and said to them: I want u to drop something into the sea, if I find it, u die and if I don't u live. The American quickly plucked a button from his shirt and threw into the sea, Satan dived into the sea and came up with the button. "See!" he said and killed the American. The German threw a pin into the sea. Satan dived in and came out with the pin. "See!" he said and killed the German.

The Nigerian brought out a pure water sachet, opened it and poured the contents into the sea holding back the sachet he said to Satan "Oya begin find water inside water... Idiot".....

Proud to be a Nigerian!!
Even the devil bowed.
Naija rocks......