Friday, September 16, 2011

Human Brain Analysis


Women - Multiple process

Women's brain is designed to
   concentrate on multiple tasks at a time.
Women can Watch TV and Talk over phone and cook the new recipe.


Men - Single Process


Men's brain is designed to
   concentrate on only one work at a time. Men cannot watch TV and talk over the phone at the same time. He stops the TV while Talking. He can either watch TV or talk over the phone or cook.

LANGUAGE.


Women can
   easily learn many languages. Her brain sets up but cannot find the solutions to problems.

Men cannot easily learn languages but he can easily solve problems.

A 3 year old girl has three times higher vocabulary than a 3 year old boy.


ANALYTICAL SKILL


Men's brain has lots of space for handling analytical process
. So easily he can analyze and find the solution to a process.
He can design (blue print) a map of a building easily.
If a complex map is viewed by women, she cannot understand it. She cannot understand the details of the map easily.
For her it is dump of lines in a paper.


CAR DRIVING.


While driving a car, men's analytical spaces are used in his brain. He can drive a car fast. If he sees an object at long distance, immediately his brain classifies the object's (bus or van or car) direction and speed of the object and he drives accordingly. Whereas women take a long time to recognize the object's direction/speed. His single process mind stops the audio in the car (if any), then concentrates only on the driving.

You can often watch, while men are driving the car fast, the women would sit next to him and shout, "GO SLOW" , "CAREFUL", "AAHHH", "OHH GOD.." ..etc..


LIE


Many times, when
men lie to women face to face, they get caught easily. Her super-natural brain observes the facial expression 70%, and the body language 20% and the words coming from the mouth 10%. So he is easily caught while lying.

Men's brain does not have this.
Women easily lie to men face to face.

So guys, While lying to your girls, use phone, or letter or close all the lights or cover your/her face with blanket.


PROBLEM.


End of day, if men have lots of problems, his brain clearly classifies the problems and puts the problems in individual rooms in the brain and then finds the solution one by one. 

You can see many guys looking at the sky for a long time. If you disturb him, he gets irritated.
 
End of Day, if women have lots of problems, her brain cannot classify the problems. She wants someone to hear that. After telling everything to a person she goes happily to bed. She does not worry about the problem being solved or not.



WANTS


Men want
STATUS, SUCCESS, solutions, big process... etc
Women want
RELATIONSHIP, friends, family...etc...

UNHAPPY


If women are unhappy with their relations, they cannot concentrate on work.
If men
are unhappy with their work, they cannot concentrate on the relations.

MAP


Men can easily locate the place in a complex map. His analytical brain does this.
While watching a cricket match in a stadium full of crowd, men can leave his seat to tea shop and keeps everything in his mind and comes back to his seat without problems. He uses his analytical skills space of brain.
Women can't do this. They often lose their way to their seat.


LIFE


Life is very easy to Men. One good job, (one alcohol bottle is enough for them - optional)
Women want everything in life.


SPEECH

 
Women use indirect languages in speech.
Merlin asked Sam, "Sam do you like to have a cup of coffee?"
This means, Merlin wants a cup of coffee.

Men use direct language. "Merlin, I want to have a cup of coffee, pls stop the car when you see a coffee shop".


HANDLING EMOTION


Women talk a lot without thinking.
Men act a lot without thinking.
That's why many of prisoners are men all over the world.

Monday, September 5, 2011

Extremes!!!

There can be an extreme for anything! 

Extreme Pleasure


 Extreme Timing


 Extreme Art


 Extreme Relaxation


Extreme Strength
 


Extreme Sorrow


Extreme Curiosity




Extreme Anger


Extreme Cooperation
 


Extreme Exposure

Extreme Usage
 


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 Extreme Design

Sunday, September 4, 2011

The U in JesUs

Before U were  thought of or time had begun,
God stuck U in the name of His Son.



And each time U pray, U'll see it's true,
You can't spell out JesUs and not include U.


You're a  pretty big part of His wonderful name.
For U, He was born; that's why  He came.



And His great  love for U is the reason He died.
It even takes U to spell  crUcified.



Isn't it  thrilling and splendidly grand?
He rose from the dead, with U in His  plan?




The stones  split away, the gold trUmpet blew,
And this word resUrrection is  spelled with a U.