Friday, July 29, 2011

RIP Amy Winehouse

RIP Amy Winehouse

May the Good Lord have Mercy on your soul, forgive you your sins and grant you eternal rest in Jesus name, Amen.



0 Marks but Brilliant

Brilliant Answers for which student got 0% :-

Q - In which battle did Tipu Sultan die?
Ans - His last battle!

Q - How do u stop acid indigestion?
A - Stop drinking acid!

Q - Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
A - At the bottom of the page!

Q - What's the main reason for Divorce?
A - Marriage!

Q - What's the main reason for getting Compartments?
A - Exams!

Q - Ganga flows in which state?
A - Liquid state!

Q: When was Mahatma Gandhi born?
A: On his birthday!

Q: How will u distribute 8 mangoes amongst 6 people?
A: By preparing mango shake.



Thursday, July 28, 2011

The difference between COMPLETE & FINISHED

No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the two words 'complete' and 'finished' in a way that is so easy to understand.

Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISHED but there is:

When you marry the right one, you are ....

And when you marry the wrong one, you are ....

And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are ....



Friday, July 22, 2011

The Pig And The Horse

There was a farmer who collected horses; he only needed one more breed to complete his collection. One day, he found out that his neighbor had the particular horse breed he needed. So, he constantly bothered his neighbor until he sold it to him. A month later, the horse became ill and he called the veterinarian, who said:       

  - Well, your horse has a virus. He must take this medicine for three days. I'll come back on the 3rd day and if he's not better, we're going to have to put him down.

Nearby, the pig listened closely to their conversation.       

The next day, they gave him the medicine and left. The pig approached the horse and said: 

 - Be strong, my friend. Get up or else they're going to put you to sleep!

 On the second day, they gave him the medicine and left. The pig came back and said:

 - Come on buddy, get up or else you're going to die! Come on, I'll help you get up. Let's go! One, two, three...    

 On the third day, they came to give him the medicine and the vet said:        

 - Unfortunately, we're going to have to put him down tomorrow. Otherwise, the virus might spread and infect the other horses.                               

 After they left, the pig approached the horse and said:                       

 - Listen pal, it's now or never! Get up, come on! Have courage! Come on! Get up! Get up! That's it, slowly! Great! Come on, one, two, three... Good, good. Now faster, come on.... Fantastic! Run, run more! Yes! Yay! Yes! You did it, you're a champion!!! 

All of a sudden, the owner came back, saw the horse running in the field and began shouting:

 - It's a miracle! My horse is cured. This deserves a party. Let's kill the pig!

Points for Reflection: This often happens in the workplace. Nobody truly knows which employee actually deserves the merit of success, nor who's actually contributing the necessary support to make things happen.



Life Is Like That

There are 2 people always next to you: 

1 - The M (Manager), giving a pleasant smile every time he sees you. 

2 - The TL (Team Leader), busy in scheduling work for you..... And busy in his world.

And In between its YOU, who struggles with all the WORK...?!! 

The perfect picture is given below...... {Team leader --- YOU --- Manager} 

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                    Team leader                 YOU                     Manager