Just for Fun

Every Wife is a "Mistress" for her Husband.

"Miss" for one hour & "Stress" for the rest 23 hours!

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There are 2 times when a Man doesn't understand a Woman.

Before Marriage and After Marriage.

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My Husband And I Divorced Over Religious Differences.

He Thought He Was God, and I Didn't.

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Husband Throwing Darts at His Wife's Photo

and Not Even a Single One Hitting the Target...
From Another Room Wife Called The Husband: Honey What Are You Doing...

Husband: "MISSING YOU"...

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THOUGHT FOR THE DAY...

Women are like phones:They like to be held, talked to and touched often.

But push the wrong button and you're disconnected.......

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Difference Between Complete & Finish...

People say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISH. But there
is... When you marry the right one, you are COMPLETE.... And when you
marry the wrong one, you are FINISHED..... And when the right one
catches you with the wrong one, you are ... COMPLETELY FINISHED!

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There are 3 kinds of men in the world:

Some remain single & make wonders happen,

Some have girlfriends & see wonders happen,

The rest get married & wonder what happened!?


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The A B C.

After being married for thirty years a wife asked her husband to describe her.

He looked at her slowly...then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G,
H.... I, J, K."

She asks...... "What does that mean?"

He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fancy,
Gorgeous, Honey.

She smiled happily and said...."Oh, that's so lovely.....

What about I, J, K?"

He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"

His eye is still swollen....but it will get better.........


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In a divorce court a woman requested the judge: "Your honor, I want to divorce my husband."

"But why?" asked the judge. She replied, "Because he is not faithful to me."

The judge asked, "How do you know?" She replied, "My lord, not a single child resembles him."


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At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing
your wedding ring on the wrong finger?The other replied, "Yes I am, I
married the wrong man."