Friday, July 29, 2011

0 Marks but Brilliant

Brilliant Answers for which student got 0% :-

Q - In which battle did Tipu Sultan die?
Ans - His last battle!

Q - How do u stop acid indigestion?
A - Stop drinking acid!

Q - Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
A - At the bottom of the page!

Q - What's the main reason for Divorce?
A - Marriage!

Q - What's the main reason for getting Compartments?
A - Exams!

Q - Ganga flows in which state?
A - Liquid state!

Q: When was Mahatma Gandhi born?
A: On his birthday!

Q: How will u distribute 8 mangoes amongst 6 people?
A: By preparing mango shake.



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