Husband - Hey dear, I am logged in.
Wife - Would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - Hard disk full.
Wife - Have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.
Wife - But I told you about it in the morning.
Husband - Erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
Wife - Hae bhagwan! Forget it, where's your salary.
Husband - File in use, read only, try after some time.
Wife - At least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.
Husband - Sharing violation, access denied.
Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you!
Husband - Data type mismatch.
Wife - You are useless.
Husband - By default.
Wife - Who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - System unstable; press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.
Wife - What is the relation between you & your receptionist?
Husband - The only user with write permission.
Wife - What is my value in your life?
Husband - Unknown virus detected.
Wife - Do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.
Wife - I will go to my dad's house.
Husband - Program performed illegal operation, it will Close.
Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - Close all programs and log out for another User.
Wife - It is worthless talking to you.
Husband - Shut down the computer.
Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer.