Doggy Tales

C-c-can I use your potty next time?                          "Hang a left.  Road work ahead."                                                          Look, look Mom, he has my nose, don't you think?                                     "Oh. . . Oh! -- Over to the left a little, up. . . up, up some more. . . right there!  Ooohh that feels good!" Ahh Jeffy!  You're getting so big! I love you so much!       "I think -- I swallowed the cat!" "Take a DEEP breath and hold it please." "Meowwwwww"                                                    "And I brought my horsey to sleep at your house Nana.  I always sleep with my horsey."               "If I come, do I get a treat?"

 

 

Acts 2:38................!!!

A woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services, when she was startled by an intruder. 

She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of it's valuables and yelled:

'Stop! Acts 2:38!'  (Repent and be Baptised, in the name of Jesus Christ, so that your sins may be forgiven.)

The burglar stopped in his tracks.  The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done.

As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar:

'Why did you just stand there?  All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you.'

"Scripture?' replied the burglar

'She said she had an Axe and Two 38s!'

Share this with someone who needs a laugh today and remember:  Knowing scripture can save your life - in more ways than one! 

Hymn #365

A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said,

'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had
All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
Said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

Sermon complete, he sat down...

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'

The Chalk Guy is Back – AMAZING!

Edgar Müller, the Chalk Guy is Back – AMAZING!

Check these out. They truly are unbelievable. 

CHALK GUY IS BACK! Hard to believe that these are drawn on a FLAT sidewalk surface.

It's really difficult to convince your brain that these artworks are on flat surfaces!

Together with up to five assistants, Müller painted all day long from sunrise to sunset.

Some of these pictures appeared on the East Pier in Dun Laoghaire, Ireland, as part of the town’s Festival of World Cultures.

Edgar Müller was born in Mülheim/Ruhr. He grew up in the rural city of Straelen on the western edge of Germany. His fascination with painting began in his childhood, with paintings of rural scenes of Straelen. 











































He spent five days, working 12 hours a day, to create the 250 square meter image of the crevasse, which, viewed from the correct angle, appears to be 3D. He then persuaded passers-by to complete the illusion by pretending the gaping hole was real.

‘I wanted to play with positives and negatives to encourage people to think twice about everything they see,’ he said. ‘It was a very scary scene, but when people saw it they had great fun playing on it and pretending to fall into the earth.’

‘I like to think that later, when they returned home, they might reflect more on what a frightening scenario it was and say, “Wow, that was actually pretty scary.”


Müller, who has previously painted a giant waterfall in Canada, said he was Inspired by the British ‘Pavement Picasso’ Julian Beever, whose dramatic but more gentle 3D street images have been featured in the Daily Mail.

This guy is amazing no matter how you look at it!