*Our Phones ~ Wireless?
*Cooking ~ Fireless?
*Cars ~ Keyless?
*Food ~ Fatless?
*Tyres ~ Tubeless?
*Dress ~ Sleeveless?
*Youth ~ Jobless?
*Leaders ~ Shameless?
*Relationships ~ Meaningless?
*Attitude ~ Careless?
*Wives ~ Fearless?
*Babies ~ Fatherless?
*Feelings ~ Heartless?
*Education ~ Valueless?
*Children ~ Mannerless?
*Politicians ~ Clueless?
Everything is becoming LESS but still our hopes are ~ Endless.?
In fact I am ~ Speechless?
Wednesday, May 22, 2013
Friday, May 17, 2013
Good Morning
GOOD
MORNING
Morning is not only sunrise,
But a beautiful miracle of god
That defeats the darkness and spreads light.
May everyday spreads light in your life.
May your morning be Touched by sunshine and Filled with warmth and joy...
May your day be loaded With happy little surprises And all the things you enjoy...
May your evening be Quiet and relaxing as Your day comes to a close...
Thursday, May 16, 2013
Robbery in Guangzhou
There was this robbery in Guangzhou, the robber shouted to everyone:
"All don't move, money belongs to the state, life belongs to you".
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.
This is called
"Mind Changing Concept -->
Changing the conventional way of thinking".
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When the robbers got back, the younger robber (MBA trained) told the older robber (who is only primary school educated), "Big bro, let's count how much we got", the older robber rebutted and said, "You very stupid, so much money, how to count, tonight TV will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!"
This is called
"Experience -->
"All don't move, money belongs to the state, life belongs to you".
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.
This is called
"Mind Changing Concept -->
Changing the conventional way of thinking".
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One lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her
"Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!"
This is called
"Being Professional -->
Focus only on what you are trained to do!"
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"Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!"
This is called
"Being Professional -->
Focus only on what you are trained to do!"
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When the robbers got back, the younger robber (MBA trained) told the older robber (who is only primary school educated), "Big bro, let's count how much we got", the older robber rebutted and said, "You very stupid, so much money, how to count, tonight TV will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!"
This is called
"Experience -->
Nowadays experience is more important than paper qualifications!"
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After the robbers left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly.
The supervisor says "Wait, wait wait, let's put the 5 million RMB we embezzled into the amount the robbers robbed".
This is called
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After the robbers left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly.
The supervisor says "Wait, wait wait, let's put the 5 million RMB we embezzled into the amount the robbers robbed".
This is called
"Swim with the tide -->
converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!"
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The supervisor says "It will be good if there is a robbery every month".
This is called
converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!"
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The supervisor says "It will be good if there is a robbery every month".
This is called
"Killing Boredom --> Happiness is most important."
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The next day, TV news reported that 100 million RMB was taken from the bank.
The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count 20 million RMB.
The robbers were very angry and complained "We risked our lives and only took 20 million RMB, the bank manager took 80 million RMB with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated to be a thief!"
This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold !"
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The bank manager was smiling and happy because his loss in the CINOPEC shares are now covered by this robbery.
This is called
"Seizing the opportunity --> daring to take risks!"
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The next day, TV news reported that 100 million RMB was taken from the bank.
The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count 20 million RMB.
The robbers were very angry and complained "We risked our lives and only took 20 million RMB, the bank manager took 80 million RMB with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated to be a thief!"
This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold !"
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The bank manager was smiling and happy because his loss in the CINOPEC shares are now covered by this robbery.
This is called
"Seizing the opportunity --> daring to take risks!"
A Little Girl’s Trust
The little girl said: “No, Dad. You hold my hand.”
“What’s the difference?” Asked the puzzled father.
“There’s a big difference,” replied the little girl.
“If I hold your hand and something happens to me, chances are that I may let your hand go. But if you hold my hand, I know for sure that no matter what happens, you will never let my hand go.”
In any relationship, the essence of trust is not in its bind, but in its bond. So hold the hand of the person whom you love rather than expecting them to hold yours….
Wednesday, April 24, 2013
It’s Here!
The day that Albert Einstein most feared ...
A day at the beach
Cheering on your team
Having dinner out with your friends
Out on an intimate date
Having a conversation with your BFF
A visit to the museum
Enjoying the sights
It’s here!
Friday, April 19, 2013
The Wonders of The Corpse Flower
The Corpse Flower blooms only during three days every 40 years!
Common Name: Titan Arum, Corpse Flower, Bunga Bangkai
Country of Origin: Sumatra
Habitat: equatorial rainforests on limestone hills
Description: Amorphophallus titanum, the titan arum, is a tuberous plant endemic to western Sumatra, where it grows in openings in rainforest on limestone hills. Locals know it by the more evocative name 'corpse flower' (bunga bangkai), because of the hideous stench the fly-pollinated inflorescences produce.
Largest flower in the world; born in Estado Veracruz, México.
Río Blanco, Veracruz. Something unusual happened in this town in the high mountans in the center zone of the State of Veracruz with the apparition of the plant listed as the largest flower of the planet.
The largest flower in the world was born in Río Blanco, Veracruz, México. Two meters high and weighing 75 kilos, it has the peculiarity of blooming only during three days every 40 years.
Amorphophallus
titanum, also called cadaverous flower has the pecularity of blooming
only during three days every 40 years, a privilege that Mother Nature
bestowed on the town of Veracruz.
Helpful Inventions
Owning one of These might be of help:
TRANSPARENT TOASTER
You love toast, but you always burn it? Then, this invention is for you. This transparent toaster allows you to see the bread while it is toasting so you just have to take it out when the color is right. This idea is based on a transparent heating glass technology.
BUTTER CUTTER
One Click Butter Cutter controls your portion as an important part of staying healthy. This ingenious butter cutter delivers one standard pat with each click of the handle.
DAY CLOCK
What day is today? You don't know? Then you need a Day Clock. It's uniquely designed to keep track of weekly events like your golf day, card night, movie night, and so much more. It's ideal for vacations and cruises when it's easy to lose track of the day.
Particularly good for retirees!!
LASER SCISSORS
Laser Scissors Cutting a straight line has never been easier. Just aim the pin-point laser and follow the line. The scissor blades are stainless steel and cut very clean with a micro edge.
TOILET SEAT LIFTER
'Who left the Toilet Seat up?' The Peace Maker will end the battle of the toilet seat. Merely step on the pedal to activate the lifting mechanism. When finished, remove your foot from the pedal and the seat gently comes to a rest where it started.
ILLUMINATING CAR SLIPPERS
Do you get up at night to drink water, go to the toilet... Do you wish you could see in the dark? Remarkably bright LED lights are triggered by your footsteps and light up the floor 30 feet in front of you; ultra-soft plush style are extra comfortable and cozy warm.
'THE THING' - INFANT PILLOW
The Zany is an ergonomic infant pillow designed by a mum to mimic the size, weight, touch, and feel of her hand and forearm to help her baby with comfort, support, protection, and development. The Zany can help calm your baby and help your baby sleep better through the night.
TRAVELER'S PHRASE BOOK T-SHIRT
If you are traveling a lot and don't always know the language of the country you are visiting, then this T-shirt is for you. It has a phrase book printed on it so just point a finger at the pictogram you need and then point it twice at the question mark, which means, 'Where is it?' and in no time you have found what you were looking for... Or not. (Another possibility for the foreign language impaired)
WHEEL-MOVING BENCH
Whether you want to sit in the sun or in the shade, near the river or under the tree... Now you have your movable bench, to sit wherever you like.
By the way ... I found a bug in the last E-mail you sent
Here ... you can have it back.
You love toast, but you always burn it? Then, this invention is for you. This transparent toaster allows you to see the bread while it is toasting so you just have to take it out when the color is right. This idea is based on a transparent heating glass technology.
BUTTER CUTTER
One Click Butter Cutter controls your portion as an important part of staying healthy. This ingenious butter cutter delivers one standard pat with each click of the handle.
DAY CLOCK
What day is today? You don't know? Then you need a Day Clock. It's uniquely designed to keep track of weekly events like your golf day, card night, movie night, and so much more. It's ideal for vacations and cruises when it's easy to lose track of the day.
LASER SCISSORS
Laser Scissors Cutting a straight line has never been easier. Just aim the pin-point laser and follow the line. The scissor blades are stainless steel and cut very clean with a micro edge.
TOILET SEAT LIFTER
'Who left the Toilet Seat up?' The Peace Maker will end the battle of the toilet seat. Merely step on the pedal to activate the lifting mechanism. When finished, remove your foot from the pedal and the seat gently comes to a rest where it started.
ILLUMINATING CAR SLIPPERS
Do you get up at night to drink water, go to the toilet... Do you wish you could see in the dark? Remarkably bright LED lights are triggered by your footsteps and light up the floor 30 feet in front of you; ultra-soft plush style are extra comfortable and cozy warm.
'THE THING' - INFANT PILLOW
The Zany is an ergonomic infant pillow designed by a mum to mimic the size, weight, touch, and feel of her hand and forearm to help her baby with comfort, support, protection, and development. The Zany can help calm your baby and help your baby sleep better through the night.
TRAVELER'S PHRASE BOOK T-SHIRT
If you are traveling a lot and don't always know the language of the country you are visiting, then this T-shirt is for you. It has a phrase book printed on it so just point a finger at the pictogram you need and then point it twice at the question mark, which means, 'Where is it?' and in no time you have found what you were looking for... Or not. (Another possibility for the foreign language impaired)
WHEEL-MOVING BENCH
Whether you want to sit in the sun or in the shade, near the river or under the tree... Now you have your movable bench, to sit wherever you like.
By the way ... I found a bug in the last E-mail you sent
Here ... you can have it back.
Regards
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