5 Things You Probably Never Knew Your Mobile Phone Could Do

5 THINGS YOU PROBABLY NEVER KNEW  

 YOUR MOBILE PHONE COULD DO  

 

There are a few things that can be  

 done in times of grave emergencies.  

 

 Your mobile phone can actually be a

life saver or an emergency tool for survival.  

 

 Check out the things that you can do with it:

 

FIRST

Emergency  

The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112.  

 If you find yourself out of the coverage area of  

  your mobile; network and there is an emergency,  

 dial 112  and the mobile will search any existing  

 network to establish the emergency number for you,  

 and interestingly this number  112  can be dialled  

 even if the keypad is locked. Try it out.

SECOND  

  Have you locked your keys in the car?  

Does your car have remote keyless entry?

This may come in handy someday.

Good reason to own a cell phone: If you lock your  

 keys in the car and the spare keys are at home,  

 call someone at home on their mobile phone  

 from your cell phone.

Hold your cell phone about a foot from  

 your car door and have the person  

 at your home press the unlock button,  

 holding it near the mobile phone on their end.  

 Your car will unlock.

Saves someone from having to

drive your keys to you.  

 Distance is no object.  

 You could be hundreds of miles away,  

 and if you can reach someone who has

the other 'remote' for your car, you can  

 unlock the doors (or the trunk).

Editor's Note: It works fine! We tried it out and

it unlocked our car over a mobile phone!'  

THIRD

Hidden   Battery   Power  

Imagine your mobile battery is very low.  

 To activate, press the keys  *3370#  

 Your mobile will restart with this reserve and the  

 instrument will show a 50% increase in battery.

This reserve will get charged when  

 you charge your mobile next time.

FOURTH

How to disable a

STOLEN  mobile phone?  

To check your Mobile phone's serial number,  

 key in the following digits on your phone: * # 0 6 #

A 15 digit code will appear on the screen.

This number is unique to your handset.  

 Write it down and keep it somewhere safe.  

 When your phone get stolen, you can phone

your service provider and give them this code.  

 They will then be able to block your handset  

 so even if the thief changes the  SIM  card,  

 your phone will be totally useless.  

 You probably won't get your phone back,  

 but at least you know that whoever stole it  

 can't use/sell it either.

If everybody does this, there would be

no point in people stealing mobile phones.

FIFTH

ATM - PIN Number Reversal 

If you should ever be forced by a robber to

withdraw money from an ATM machine, you can  

 notify the police by entering your PIN # in reverse.  

 For example, if your pin number is 1234,

then you would put in 4321.

The ATM system recognizes that your PIN number is

backwards from the ATM card you placed in the machine.  

 The machine will still give you the money you requested,  

 but unknown to the robber, the police will be  

 immediately dispatched to the location.

This information was recently broadcast on CTV by Crime Stoppers  

 however it is seldom used because people just don't know about it.  

 Please pass this along to everyone.  

Do You Know the Person who Painted these Pictures?

The person who painted these pictures wanted to attend the Viannese academy of Fine arts and become an artist,but the academy rejected his application.

If he had been accepted by the academy,may be the world history would have been much different... because that applicant's name was,

ADOLPH HITLER

Check out this Boat

How the Internet began

In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was often called Amazon Dot Com.


And she said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why dost thou travel so far from town to town with thy goods when thou canst trade without ever leaving thy tent?" 


And Abraham did look at her as though she were several saddle bags short of a camel load, but simply said, "How, dear?"


And Dot replied, "I will place drums in all the towns and drums in between to send messages saying what you have for sale, and they will reply telling you who hath the best price. And the sale can be made on the drums and delivery made by Uriah's Pony Stable (UPS)."

Abraham thought long and decided he would let Dot have her way with the drums. And the drums rang out and were an immediate success. Abraham sold all the goods he had at the top price, without ever having to move from his tent. To prevent neighboring countries from overhearing what the drums were saying, Dot devised a system that only she and the drummers knew. It was known as Must Send Drum Over Sound (MSDOS), and she also developed a language to transmit ideas and pictures - Hebrew To The People (HTTP).

And the young men did take to Dot Com's trading as doth the greedy horsefly take to camel dung. They were called Nomadic Ecclesiastical Rich Dominican Sybarites, or NERDS.

And lo, the land was so feverish with joy at the new riches and the deafening sound of drums that no one noticed that the real riches were going to that enterprising drum dealer, Brother William of Gates, who bought off every drum maker in the land. And indeed did insist on drums to be made that would work only with Brother Gates' drumheads and drumsticks.

And Dot did say, "Oh, Abraham, what we have started is being taken over by others." And Abraham looked out over the Bay of Ezekiel, or eBay as it came to be known. He said, "We need a name that reflects what we are."

And Dot replied, "Young Ambitious Hebrew Owner Operators." "YAHOO," said Abraham. And because it was Dot's idea, they named it YAHOO Dot Com.

Abraham's cousin, Joshua, being the young Gregarious Energetic Educated Kid (GEEK) that he was, soon started using Dot's drums to locate things around the countryside. It soon became known as God's Own Official Guide to Locating Everything (GOOGLE).

That is how it all began.

A Highway through a Building !!!

The Japanese are unstoppable........ 


A Highway through a Building !!!! 


Gate Tower Building is a 16-story office building in, Osaka, Japan. And what makes it notable is the highway that passes through the 5th-7th floors of this building. 


The Gate Tower Building is Japan’s first building to have a highway pass through it. And it had been nicknamed "beehive" referring to its appearance as a "bustling place". 


The expressway is the tenant of these floors. The elevator doesn't stop on floor 5th-7th, floor 4 being followed by floor 8. These floors consist of elevators, stairways, machinery and other stuff. 


The highway passes through the building as a bridge, held up by supports next to the building, making no contact with the building itself. 


The building has a double core construction, with a circular cross section and special care is taken by providing surrounded structure to the highway to protect the building from noise and vibration. Generally expressways are built underground, and passing through a building is an extremely rare occasion. 


It dates back to 1983, when the redevelopment of this area was decided upon, "building permits were refused because the highway was already being planned to be built over this land. The property rights' holders refused to give up, and negotiated with the Hanshin Expressway Corporation for approximately 5 years to reach the current solution." 

A woman writes to the IT Technical Support.....

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed,
_______ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________


REPLY:

DEAR Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. 

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.

Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT in any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. 

We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!

The Husbands' Store!!

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.  Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

WELCOME TO THE HUSBANDS' STORE!!

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!  There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the Shopper ascends the flights.  There is, however, a catch... you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
       
  
Happy Shopping!!!!


So, a woman goes to the Husbands' Store to find a husband...
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:


 Floor 1:    These men have jobs and love the Lord.


The second floor sign reads:


Floor 2:    These men have jobs, love the Lord, and like kids.


The third floor sign reads:


Floor 3:    These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids and are extremely good looking.


'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.  She goes  to the fourth floor and sign reads:


Floor 4:    These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.


'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'  Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

 Floor 5:    These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the  housework, and have a strong romantic streak.


She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:


Floor 6:    You are visitor no. 4,363,012 to this floor. There no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.  

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.  Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day! 

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I think this also applies to us men. At times we keep searching until we are past all of them.